Okay, no more tumblr for me!!!

I have to do this. Even if the deal may be off, Im still listening. I need to prove it to him. I’ll talk to my mom about staying at my dads. I’ll do anything, I need him to be happy, that’s all I want.

theheavyheartinthephonebooth:

blinkstolemyheart:

imagineharrypotter:

Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.

Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.

Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.

Fourth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.

(Source: braveponds, via lies-bitch-lies)

poorchrysalis:

i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand

(Source: 15hypens, via au-r-e-v-o-i-r)